Category: fox-news/shows/gutfeld

GREG GUTFELD: Trump’s loudest critics are successful people who sense their own insignificance

So, in Vegas over the weekend, Trump slammed electric mandates for boats after telling the crowd about a chat he had with a boat maker. I wonder, did he ask what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you’re in that boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery. DONALD TRUMP: What would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And…

GREG GUTFELD: The Dems picked a candidate with a shorter shelf life than fresh deli meat

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld highlighted how President Biden is showing apparent signs of physical and mental aging on “Gutfeld!” GREG GUTFELD: THE ADULTS FINALLY SHOWED UP AT COLLEGE CAMPUSES Everybody knows there’s something wrong with Joe. And now even Dems find it freeing to admit Joe’s no sentient being. According to a bombshell story in the Wall Street Journal, Joe Biden shows, quote, “signs…

GREG GUTFELD: Our choice in November is a candidate who’s facing a sentence versus one who can’t complete one

Happy Monday everyone. So, today, jury selection began in Hunter Biden’s gun trial. And as a welcome gift, those selected were given a free dime bag. To make sure it’s a jury of his peers, they’re looking for people who were given phony jobs in Ukraine, smoke, crack in a sensory deprivation tank, had sex with a dead family member’s wife, while impregnating a stripper….

GREG GUTFELD: White House staffers correcting Biden’s speech might be a sign he is ‘done’

All right, so the Democratic candidate for the most powerful position on earth gave a speech last night to the NAACP where he couldn’t say the name of the organization. In fairness to him, it is a whole five letters. But there he committed no less than nine errors that were later corrected by White House staffers, nine errors in a single speech. Hell, Fetterman…

Bill Maher, Gutfeld clash over Trump on Fox News: ‘We agree on some things’ but not ‘the most important thing’

“Gutfeld!” host Greg Gutfeld and “Real Time” host Bill Maher had a combative exchange about former President Trump, specifically over whether the presumptive Republican nominee would concede the upcoming election if he lost. Maher agreed with the thesis of Gutfeld’s opening monologue Monday about the importance of conversations with those across the aisle and pointed out that while he and Gutfeld “agree on some things,”…

GREG GUTFELD: The adults finally showed up at college campuses

Columbia University canceled graduation ceremonies thanks to the anti-Israel encampments that keep popping up like post-spring break UTIs. Now, protesters won’t get to throw their keffiyeh’s in the air and make the whole campus look like a Pizza Hut tablecloth.  This after students demanded the school cancel finals and hand out passing grades so they wouldn’t be traumatized by the damage they themselves inflicted. Some…

GREG GUTFELD: NYC wants to lock up Trump for talking while violent felons walk free

On Tuesday, Judge Merchan held Donald Trump in contempt of court and fined him $9,000 for violating a gag order. Trump should have reached into his wallet, grabbed the $9,000 in cash and thrown it at the judge and said: “Here, go bang Stormy Daniels eight times.” It’s funny: A city that can’t keep violent felons in jail wants to lock up a president for…

GREG GUTFELD: Biden has finally begun making some public appearances to disprove the notion that he’s dead

So, after being criticized for avoiding the media, Joe Biden has finally begun making some public appearances to disprove the notion that he’s dead. And who did he start with? Howard Stern. That’s right. “The King of All Media” interviewed the “Petrified of All Media.” It was a weird appearance for Fart Man, and Howard Stern didn’t look that great either. But what an appearance…

GREG GUTFELD: We’ve never seemed weaker, and the bad guys can see it

All right, to the news. Like I said, over the weekend, Iran launched an all-out attack on Israel, shooting as many as 300 drones and rockets at the Jewish state. And I don’t mean Florida. The result? One injury. One. By that metric, it was far more dangerous to be on the New York subway this weekend than strolling around Tel Aviv. Seriously, you have…

GUTFELD: It’s now considered a daring move to only let students whose sex is female play in women’s sports

Next year’s plans don’t include the trans. The National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics, made up of 241 small colleges, has banned transgender athletes from competing in women’s sports, which is great. College sports shouldn’t be about men pretending to be women — it should be about athletes pretending to be students.  So the NAIA decided that starting next school year, only students whose sex is…

GREG GUTFELD: The left is great at ignoring reality and its victims

As the number of dead mounted, the FBI undercounted. According to the Washington Examiner, the latest FBI crime report is “unreliable at best and deceptive at worst”… But they claim crime in America actually went down last year.  Do you buy that? You shouldn’t, because it’s a lie. The only thing that went down is the Democrat who bribed the FBI to publish this b*******….

GREG GUTFELD: Most of us have eclipse sickness year-round, except we call it Joe Biden’s America

Happy Monday, everybody. So as you’ve probably already heard earlier today, the big solar eclipse took place. It hit Washington D.C. at 3:30, interrupting Joe Biden’s dinner. Nancy Pelosi also watched the eclipse, but she had no choice. She hasn’t been able to close your eyes since 2004. During the eclipse, it was so dark in Manhattan that New Yorkers had to announce when they…

GREG GUTFELD: Carl Heastie is holding us ‘captive’ to progressive delusions about crime and no punishment

Here in New York, police arrested eight illegal aliens on charges of attempted murder, drugs, theft, trespassing and child endangerment, and while that sounds like the usual big city mayhem or a typical flight on Spirit Air, what happened after shows you why you get a whole lot of crime when you take away the punishment.  Cops on a gun run in the Bronx saw…

GREG GUTFELD: If you tried social protests in a place ruled by Hamas, you’d look at October 7th differently

Happy Monday everybody. Oh, stop it! OK. A United flight out of Germany bound for San Francisco was forced to turn around after feces flowed into the cabin, which was unfair to the feces. It had bought a ticket to see its family in San Francisco (it came from Germany). The White House warned that sticky fingered reporters are stealing items from Air Force One….

GREG GUTFELD: We’re allowing strangers to pump a powerful toxic drug right into kids’ vulnerable brains

Happy Tuesday, everybody. Oh, you look scrumptious. I could eat every one of you, and I just might. All right. The ladies of “The View” have now expressed regret over their treatment of Kate Middleton, saying they, “fell down a rabbit hole.” Which raises a key question: how the hell did they fit? The LA and Miami homes of rapper Sean Combs have been raided…

GREG GUTFELD: Angry, hyper-liberal women in the Bay Area are scaring off what would be their best partners

Happy Monday, everybody. All right, let’s get started. Barack Obama met with Joe Biden and allegedly told him Donald Trump would win if Biden didn’t make changes. Biden replied, thank you, son, just park the car over there. Because, you know, he doesn’t know where he is. Speaking of the president, he has now presided over a record-breaking 11 embassy evacuations, his second broken record…

GREG GUTFELD: Google searches buried anything that ran counter to their point of view, regardless of truth

Is it time to break Google’s hold, so the truth could be told? When you use the world’s most popular search engine, you probably assume you’re getting unbiased answers. That’s what made “Google it” a popular phrase, just like, “Just do it,” “think different.” And, “Mr. Gutfeld, these wrist restraints are chafing.” But it turns out when DEI takes over tech, the truth gets wrecked. …